The Royal Wedding Hype Machine Cranks Into Life.

OMG I thought as I watched the BBC news announcement of the Big Engagement yesterday. Not OMG at the happy news but OMG at the prospect of endless tedious beyond belief Williamnkate column inches for the next six months plus. Interminable trawlings through Kate’s past. Boundless predictions of the Design Of The Dress. Daily paparazzi shots of Kate leaving a building somewhere. Countless comparisons with Diana. Interviews, predictions, gushings, yadda yadda yadda…

The whole thing’s going to make the X-Factor seem as relevant to the country’s wellbeing as a Sunday village craft fair.

It’s only been 24 hours since the announcement but ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

I think I need my happy pills now.


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